Bird Munchies - Bird Jokes
Why do Hummingbirds hum?
Because
they don't know the words.
Why does a duck quack?
To make
a noise.
Why did the bubble gum cross the
road?
Because
it was stuck to the chickens foot.
What does a 1,000kg Canary say?
Here
kitty, kitty, kitty.
What is the worst phrase to teach
your parrot?
Here
kity, kitty, kitty.
How does a chicken mail a letter?
In a
Hen-velope!
Why do birds fly south?
Because
it's too far to walk.
What is a bird after he is five days
old?
Six
days old!
A duck walks into a chemist and buys
a chapstick. The chemist says, "Will
that be cash or charge?" The duck says,
"Just put it on my bill!".
Very early one morning, two birds
are sitting at the side of a large puddle of
oil. They see a worm on the other side. One
bird flies over the puddle and the other bird
swims through - whcich one gets to the worm
first?. . . . The one who swam of course,
because "da oily boid gets da
woim."
