Tandar King Parrot. The leader and mediator. Spends most of his time keeping order.
Kalki Sulphur Crested Cockatoo.
Volunteers for everything. Probably only a temporary member of the
gang.
Rosso Galah. Believes that education will take him far. The others hope it does. Soon.
Drongo and Squill. Rainbow lorikeets.
Excitable, argumentative, irrepressible. Always ready to trade
insults with...
Piki and Zingo Crimson Rosellas.
Have a very low opinion of the capabilities of lorikeets. Otherwise
they’re happy to go along with whatever the gang decides.
Kaegi Major Mitchell.
His state of mind can be gauged by the fact that he’s proud of
being an endangered species.
START EPISODE #1
"Alright a bit less noise
there. This meeting is in session. Item one on the agenda is the liberation of a quantity
of bird munchies from the Vortex factory."
"That's always item one.
Why do we bother. They put out food for us anyway."
"That's not the point. We
are wild birds and proud of it. We own the sky and live off the land. Never will we rely
on the handout of humans. We..".
"Hey they’re putting
some munchies out. Let’s..."
"Right, meeting suspended
for five minutes."
"Okay is everyone back.
Wipe those crumbs off your beak Kaegi. Now where were we. Item one. I believe Drongo and
Squill have a plan."
"We oppose it."
"You don’t even know
what it is yet."
"If Lorikeets thought of
it , it can’t be any good."
"That’s not bad,
coming from a cockatoo. What about your great plan last week? We’ll fly in through
the ventilator shaft and carry them out one by one you said. Easy-peasy you said."
"Well how were we to know
they’d have a fan in there?"
"How is Kalki
anyway?"
"Well and truly
plucked."
"Okay, I was just asking.
There’s no need for that lang... Oh , I see, sorry. Is he going to be alright."
"Well the feathers are
starting to grow back but at the moment he’s ambulatory."
"He’s what?"
"He has to walk
everywhere. Take no notice of Rosso, he spends too much time in that pine tree at the
university."
"Great. That’s all
we need, an educated galah."
"Watch it
featherhead."
"Who are you calling
featherhead you, you Barn Owl!"
"Kestral!"
"Sparrow hawk!"
"Order, order. Knock it
off you two. We need to work as a team. After all we’re all in this together."
"Yeah, well that’s
what that ginger tom said when he got accidently locked in the Wilsen’s aviary, but
it didn’t help their canaries much."
"Forget the
canaries."
"The Wilson’s did.
They’ve got budgies now-"
"For crying out loud,
will you stop squawking on about cage birds. The lorikeets have a plan so let’s hear
it."
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