The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

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"A trojan what?"

"It’s something I found out about when I was studying the classics. The greeks wanted to get into Troy but they couldn’t get past the wall surrounding it. So a few of them hid in a big horse and the trojans took the horse into the city. Voila, they were in. That’s what we can do."

"Get ready to catch him if he falls, guys. He’s finally snapped. Rosso I spend some time over at the racing stables. I know some horses and believe me there’s no room in them for us to hide. They’re full of ...well....bits. You couldn’t fit anything more into them."

"Except grass Zingo, there’s room for a bit of grass."

"True Drongo, but look what happens to that."

"For crying out loud. It wasn’t a real horse. It was made of wood, all hollow inside."

"Where would we get a wooden horse?"

"We don’t need a wooden horse, don’t you see. I’m talking about a concept."

"What’s a concept."

"Must be one of those foreign animals. Y’no like an aardvark."

"What’s an aardvark?"

"For crying out loud Zingo, a concept isn’t an animal, it’s an idea a....

"Hey hang on, I’ve got an idea. It might even be one of those concept thingies Rosso’s blathering on about. What if we hide in something that the humans are going to take into the factory. Then we wait until they go home and we can get at the birdmunchies."

"Yeah, hey, that’s a great idea Kaegi. What do they take into the factory."

"Well there are trucks, but I don’t know..."

"Boxes, they take boxes in all the time."

"You’re right Squill, that’s perfect. We can hide in one of the empty boxes. Then come out when they’ve all gone home. Brilliant."

"Wait on, that was my idea. I thought of the trojan horse."

"Nice try Rosso but no pineapple. We’ve already explained why the trojan horse wasn’t a goer. You should have thought of the trojan box, like Kaegi and Squill."

"But...."

"Never mind Rosso you’re bound to come up with a good idea one day. Now let’s work out how we’re going to do this."

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