The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

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The next day

"Everyone ready? Where’s Piki? He’s late. We need to go now while they’ve stopped for lunch."

"Hah. You won’t see him today. I knew he was all talk. I bet he’s miles away."

"No he’s not. I saw him this morning over near the winery. He was...wait on, here he comes now."

"Hi Piki, we were wondering.., geez watch where you’re going, you nearly cleaned me up."

"Sshorry the bransh moved as I landed. I’m ready. Letssh go."

"For crying out loud you’re drunk. You’ve been at the winery sniffing the skins again, haven’t you?"

"Mightov, mightov not. Anyway what are we waiting for? Letsh get thish show on the road. Into the valley of death rode the ten thousand..whoops."

"Grab him somebody before he fall and breaks his neck."

"What are we going to do with him Tandar? We can’t leave him here. He can’t even hang on to the branch. A cat’ll get him for sure."

"Catsh, whersh catsh? Bring him on. I’ll punch hish lightsh out. Here pusshy, pusshy, pusshy.

Come to Piki."

"He’s mad."

"We’ll have to take him with us. He’ll have time to sober up in the box. Grab him you two."

Two? Two catsh. Better’n better. I’ll tie their tailsh together. I’ll pull their earsh down over their... errk. That wash lucky. I’ve got a bad bransh. Bluddy thing won’t keep shtill."

"Grab him, quick, let’s get him into that box. Hurry.

Hey whersh we going? Whatsh the hurry? Leggo."

"Quick, get him. Lets go. Are we all in? Pull the lid down someone. That’s it. Now all we have to do is wait."

"Ish got dark shuddenly, hashenit? Musht be time to shleep."

"Well, thank heavens for that, arrrgh what’s happening?"

"Don’t panic, someone’s sticking the lid down. We’ve made it. Birdmunchies here we come."

"Hey we’re moving. This is it."

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