The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #20

"I’m warning you thickhead, I’m an expert at judo. Touch me and I’ll wipe the floor with you."

"Rosso what’s judo?"

"It’s a type of fighting technique Kalki. Very scientific. You use your opponents strength and aggression against himself. If it’s true he’s a tough nut."

"You’ve lost me Rosso. Except about the nuts. Listen catbreath you’re looking at a cockatoo that eats nuts for breakfast."

"Yeah well it’s like they say. You are what you eat."

"That does it. Cop this."

"Stop it Kalki. We can’t afford to attract attention, remember."

"Come on Tandar. We’re too high up for the humans to notice. And like you said all king parrots look alike. I stitch up fancy pants here, you’ll have a free run."

"No Kalki we....."

"Why don’t you do what your leader tells you peabrain? You....owww!"

"Good one Kalki. Stick it to him. Beaudy!"

"Yeah, pluck him Kalki. Oh good one! Hell, that’s upset him."

"I’m not surprised. King parrots are very attached to their tail feathers."

"Well that’s not strictly true in this case Tandar. Not anymore."

"So much for the ‘all king parrots look alike’ theory Tandar. Whoops, there he goes, he’s making a bolt for it. Oww that would hurt. Straight into the wall."

"See guys nothing to it. I dunno about that judo stuff Rosso. Seems a bit over-rated to me."

"You sure fixed him up Kalki. Probbly shortened his life."

"Looks more like he shortened his length."

"D’yer reckon the humans noticed anything Tandar."

"Course not Kaegi. They’re standing around down there and there’s little bits of king parrot raining down on them. Why should they notice anything? Sheesh."

"Actually it gets worse Tandar. He knocked himself out when he hit the wall. Fortunately one of the humans broke his fall."

"Oh, great."

"Maybe we should just leave Tandar?"

"You might be right Kaegi, it seems...."

"Hey wait on, I see the munchies. See, that table near the wall. Where those shrimp nets are."

"Shrimp nets? Oh yeah, I see what you mean Squill. I wonder why they need shrimp nets."

"Probbly doing a shoot for shrimp next. Anyway don’t worry about that. See all those boxes on the table. They must be the munchies."

"Munchies don’t come in boxes."

"Maybe they’re new improved munchies."

"Yeah, I reckon you’re right."

"Tandar we could get those. If we stay close to the wall we’d be in shadow. What do you reckon?"

"Well we may as well, since we’re here. But watch out for those big fans down there. Fly into one of those and you’ll be pastrami."

"Great, lets go Tandar."

"Alright, follow me."

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