The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

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"Well what about Piki?"

"Hang on, why should it be a rosella?"

"Okay Drongo, who would you suggest?"

"Well you could give a thought to Squill."

"If I did, it would be the first one he’s ever had."

"Listen butterbrain he’s had more good ideas than you’ve had munchies. He could......"

"Cat!"

"Emu!"

"Cat!"

"Osprey!"

"NO, CAT! C-A-T! There’s a sodding great cat coming up the tree."

"Jeez there is too. We’d better scoot."

"Hang on, hang on. This gives us a chance to see who’s a leader."

"Right, follow me, I’ll lead you over to that big pine tree."

"That’s not quite what I meant Kaegi. We should be able to deal with this cat. We need to show some guts."

"Listen if he gets hold of one of us Rosso, there’ll be a show of guts all right, in glorious technicolour. Cats have very sharp edges."

"There’s has to be a way. I just need time to think."

"Well you’ve got about twenty seconds before the dining room opens. Then it’s going to be parrot a la branch with stuffed galah as a side dish."

"I’m not stuffed."

"You will be when that cat gets hold of you. He’s getting....."

"Wait on, I’ve got it. I need balls."

"If you’re going to take on that cat, Rosso, I’d say that’s one thing you’re not short of. Your defficiency is at the other end."

"I’m don’t mean genitalia Piki I...."

"Genitalia? We’re about to be catmince and he wants to talk about opera."

"Yeah, pull yourself together Rosso. This is a crisis."

"No, you idiot. We can use the balls that Squill has collected. If we dropped them on the cat, I reckon he’d scarper."

"Hey you might be right Rosso. But who’s going to do it?"

"Kalki’s the best at the heroic stuff."

"Yeah, use those hard ones Kalki. Quick he’s nearly here."

"Okay, I’ve got them. Look out! Bombs away."

"Oh good shot Kalki. Look at that, he’s let go. Whoops. I thought cats always landed on their feet."

"Didn’t he?"

"No, he landed on a prickly wattle. Lookit him go."

"Yep that fixed him. He got it right where the bishop got the axe."

"Chicken."

"No more than you."

"No lamebrain, it’s chicken. If you’re going to use cliches you could at least get it right. It’s a chicken."

"Are you sure? Where the bishop got the chicken. Doesn’t seem quite right, somehow. Still I’ll take your word for it."

"For crying out loud Zingo, it’s.... Oh forget it."

"Anyway, I guess that decides it. Rosso is second in command."

"I dunno about that Zingo, it was Kalki who did the bombing."

"Yeah Zingo, and Squill supplied the ammo. Without him we wouldn’t have had anything to drop."

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