The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #24

"True, but Rosso came up with the plan. We need a thinker to lead us if anything happens to Tandar. And he’s a quick thinker compared to most galahs."

"Hah. A bump on a log is a quick thinker compared to most galahs."

"You can’t talk about Rosso like that. It’s not his fault he’s a galah."

"Yeah, well it couldov been worse I ‘spose. He could’ve been a rosella."

"You orta talk Drongo. At least rosellas don’t spend half the day with their heads stuck up flowers."

"We’re getting nectar. It’s what lorrikeets do."

"Nectar, eh? That’s a good one. Probbly mind-altering substances."

"Not much point them doing it then, eh Piki."

"Listen frogmouth-breath...."

"Kingfisher!"

"Osprey!"

"Booby!"

"Cuck...oops, hullo Tandar, I didn’t see you come back."

"Hullo gang. Business as usual, I see. You wouldn’t have stopped slagging each other for long enough to have elected a second in command by any chance?"

"Yeah, actually we did Tandar. It’s Rosso."

"I thought so by the insults. Congratulations Rosso. Or should that be commiserations."

"Oh, they don’t mean anything with their insults Tandar, their hearts are in the right place."

"Pity their brains weren’t."

"Hey that’s not fair Tandar. Look at all those ideas we’ve come up with to get the munchies. If one of them had worked we’d be rolling in birdseed."

"Yeah Tandar. If you’re so smart you come up with a way to get some munchies."

"Alright, just follow me."

"Where to?"

"To get a feed of course. The humans have just put out another lot of munchies."

"Good one Tandar, now that’s what I call real leadership."

"Yeah Tandar, we take it all back."

"Well, come on then."

"Tandar I might stay behind. I’ve got to get those balls back."

"Righto Squill. But watch out for that cat. He might come back."

"Okay, I’ll see you later."

Y’know I’m worried about Squill, Tandar. These balls are becoming an obsession. Now he’s talking about getting a cricket ball."

"Just as well he doesn’t know about bowling balls then. Still a cricket ball shouldn’t be too difficult Drongo."

"You haven’t seen the way those humans fuss over a cricket ball Tandar. Squill tries to pinch one of those, he could end up as a feather duster."

"Hey, why don’t we help him. Make a change from chasing munchies."

"Good one Kaegi, and what are we going to eat in the meantime?"

"Tandar, there’s all these munchies."

"Oh yeah and what happens when we eat them?"

"They put out more."

"Exactly and what happens when we eat those."

"They put out more."

"Precisely. It’s absolutely fiendish."

"Tandar I don’t quite know how to put this, but I’ll try. You haven’t spent the last hour or so with your head up a flower by any chance?"

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