The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #31

"Over here Tandar. We’ve been here for a while watching. Look at that bread. Squill and I reckon we should get a bit of that while Kalki’s getting the chicken."

"Blow him, he’s not getting bread as well."

"No, for us you dill, I could use a snack."

"Lets just concentrate on the job in hand shall we?"

"Yeah, alright. These humans sure know how to enjoy themselves."

"We’ll soon change that. Has anybody ordered chicken yet Piki?"

"Not proper chicken, mainly gizzards so far. See, look at that plate there."

"That’s not gizzards you dummy, it’s pasta. Noodles."

"Noodles to you too, catbreath."

"I don’t think.."

"You can say that again Drongo."

"Will you shut up for a moment. Sheesh. Noodles is food you dummy, made out of pasta."

"What’s parster?"

"Well, I dunno actually, but that’s what it is anyway."

"Maybe it’s that stuff they call parster of paris."

"What’s....?

"Oh fer crying out...?

"Hey look. Here comes some chicken."

"Right. Kalki get ready. As soon as the waiter puts the plate down, go for it."

"On my way Tandar."

"This is going to be so easy Tandar."

"Maybe Kaegi. Lets just wait and see shall we?"

"Look, he’s got it. Beaudy Kalki. Hey see the look on that humans face. Oooh he shouldn’t do that. Watch out Kalki!"

"Pheww he missed. Fancy throwing a fork. He could’ve hurt someone."

"Judging by the yell I think he has. Looks like he got that waiter right in the tail feathers."

"That probbly explains the fruit salad shower. Those humans at that end table don’t look too happy. I thought they came here to enjoy themselves?"

"I think they were expecting to eat the food Kaegi, not wear it. Come on we’d better catch up to Kalki."

"Okay. Hey hang on Tandar there’s some more chicken. If we could get that it ud be one less we’d have to get tomorrow."

"Leave it Kaegi. Better let Kalki do it, he’s the strongest."

"Hah, anything he can do I can do. Watch this."

"Kaegi no!"

"Hey, he’s got it Tandar. Way to go Kaegi! Nothing to it Tandar, he’s....oops."

"Tandar, now might be a good time to leave."

"You’re right there Rosso. Lets go. Kalki’s up in the pine over there."

 

"Well done Kalki. That’s the first one."

"Sorry about the other one Tandar. It was heavier than I thought, and slippery too. I just couldn’t hang on."

"Never mind Kaegi. It was a good try."

"Did you see where it landed. It fell right into a big bowl of some sort of soup."

"Leek."

"Bit more than that Rosso. Tidal wave would be more like it. Boy were they upset."

"Alright, alright. The main thing is we’ve got the first bit of chicken. Now lets get it stored safely and get some sleep."

 

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