The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #32

Two hours later.

"Okay, everyone here? Where’s Zingo?"

"He’ll be along shortly Tandar. He went to tell that dog we’re not going to pay him."

"Oh, righto. Well I hope he takes it like a parrot."

"I wouldn’t bet on it Tandar. You can’t expect much commonsense out of anything that doesn’t have feathers. Anyway we’ll soon know, here he comes."

"Sorry I’m late. I’ve been trying to explain to Dupree why we reckon he doesn’t deserve the other bits of chicken."

"What did he say?"

"Believe me Rosso you don’t want to know. We won’t get any help from him in the future."

"Big deal. Why should we worry. We’ve got rid of that cat, that’s the main thing."

"Tandar."

"Yes Rosso."

"It seems to me we’re sort of running out of friends. The pigeons hate us, cats hate us, now dogs hate us, to say nothing of the humans who run that photo place, and their models. Then there are the ones that play golf and the ones that play cricket, not to say....."

"Yeah and the ones at the restaurant Rosso, don’t forget them."

"As if I could. Well what I’m getting at....."

"You’ve forgotten the basketballers."

"Basketballers Squill, why should the basketballers dislike us?"

"Well you remember when I went to watch?"

"For crying out loud Squill, you didn’t try to pinch a ball, did you?"

"Don’t be a dill, they’re huge. No I was watching the match and it was so exciting that I got incompetent."

"What do you mean got, Squill, you’ve always been incompetent."

"That’s enough Piki. Squill I know I’m going to be sorry I asked this but where did this incomp... I mean incontinence occur."

"While I was flying up and down the court."

"So it went..."

"All over the players, yeah. They stopped the game. Canberra thought the other mob had thrown in the towel."

"What made them think that?"

"All the towels they threw I suppose. They nearly got me, but I ducked. I’m not dumb. It’s no good sticking your head under your wing like that Tandar. I know you’re still here somewhere."

"Yeah, we can all see you’re too smart to fall for that Squill. Cripes Tandar what are we going to do. No-one likes us."

"Hang on Kalki that’s not fair. My mum likes us."

"Is that so Zingo. Well that makes me feel a bit better."

"Although come to think of Kalki, she doesn’t really. I mean, she likes me alright, but she thinks the rest of you are a bunch of dills."

"Well thank you Zingo."

"Wait on, let’s look at the bright side. Things can only get better."

"That’s true Kaegi. We can’t be any more unpopular than we are now."

Ahhh....I’d like to talk to you about that Rosso."

 

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