The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #35

"Has everyone finished?"

"Yep, I couldn’t fit in another sunflower Tandar."

"After four hundrd and eleven, that doesn’t really shock me Kalki."

"No need to be sarky Rosso. Anyway what’s your problem? I didn’t notice you eating much at all."

"I’m still worrying about the human’s reaction if they think we’re turning into carnivores. They might try and catch us and do an indepth study of us."

"Hang on Rosso, it’s not that bad, look at the bright side of it."

"Oh yeah Squill. And what’s that?"

"Well it’s only sulphur crested’s and major mitchells they’ve got in the gun. Sorry, I could’ve phrased that better, but what I mean is we’re all in the clear."

"Well thank you, for your committed support Squill."

"Sorry Kalki, but I’ve got to tell it like it is, even if the truth hurts. OWWW! What did you do that for?"

"I thought you didn’t mind the truth hurting?"

"Hey wait on, I’ve just thought of something, they can’t touch me. I’m an endangered species, so I’m all right."

"Y’know Kaegi there’s something not quite right with that statement if I could just put my toe on it."

"Wait on I’ve got it! I think we should make ourselves scarce for a while. Why don’t we go to Sydney."

"How would we get there Tandar?"

"Oh fer crying out.....we’d hitchhike Drongo, how do you think?"

"Yeah...I suppose. But isn’t it a bit dangerous?"

"Tell him somebody."

"Drongo we’ll fly to Sydney. This is going to be great. I dunno why we didn’t think of this before."

"Hang on Piki, we’ve got to organise a few things first. We can’t just up and fly away."

"Why not?"

"Well we have to....and then there’s.......yeah, come to think of it I suppose we can."

"What are we waiting for then, lets go."

"There’s just one thing. Which way is Sydney?"

"Good point Zingo. We’ll have to ask someone."

"I know Tandar. We can ask Mirk, he’ll know."

"Who on earth is Mirk when he’s at home Kalki?"

"He’s an eagle."

You know an eagle? What are you, some sort of psycho?"

"Hey listen, I didn’t say we’re friends. I just happen to know him slightly, okay."

"And he knows the way to Sydney?"

"Bound to, he spends hours at a time in the air, covers hundreds of kilometres. They all do. That’s why eagles are so stupid. They fly up where the air is thin, there’s not enough oxygen for the brain, it’s a well known fact."

"How about that. But what about his sense of direction, won’t that be a bit dodgey too?"

"Nah, they always seem to know where they’re going. It’s just that they don’t often know why. Come on, we’ll see if he’s home."

 

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