The trials and tribulations of a group of feathered misfits whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies factory.

START EPISODE #5

"Well, I....."

"Tand..."

"Hey, I see what you're getting at Rosso. Geez, he'd start on the ordinary munchies. He'd eat the lot. We wouldn't get a crumb."

"That's right. It would be a disaster. And we'd get the blame. Tandar we've got to stop him."

"IF I CAN JUST GET A WORD IN!"

"Alright, alright, Zingo, keep your plumage on. What is it?"

"There is no big bird. That munchie is for the Floriade. It’s going to be hung up for the seed eating birds, like us."

"Are you sure about this?"

"Definite. I heard it on the grapevine."

"So it’s only a rumour?"

"No, I mean I heard it on the grapevine. The one over at the hospital. A few of us meet there regularly to eat the old grapes. It’s true alright."

"Wow, that’s going to be great. Unlimited food. What’s the matter Tandar?"

"Don’t you realise. This is the big one."

"Well of course it is, anyone can see that."

"No, I mean if we capture the big munchie, we’ll be famous."

"And fat."

"Tandar why do we need to. If what Zingo says is true, they’re going to give it to us anyway. Why do we need to try and take it."

"Because it’s there Kaegi. And because we are wild birds. We live by our wits."

"Then how come there are still lorikeets. They should have died out years ag...."

"Ha, look who’s talking. You lot are useless. I bet if we try to take this munchie you’ll go MIA." "What’s that?"

"Missing In Action".

"Well at least we won’t be CIA like you."

"CIA? Drongo and Squill? Are you sure Piki?"

"Oh yeah, it’s true alright. They get Caught In the Act nearly every time."

"Very fun-nee. You should have been a kingfisher."

"Frogmouth!"

"Osprey!"

"Alright, alright. Just calm down. Let’s concentrate on ways and means to take this munchie. Any ideas."

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