The trials and
tribulations of a group of feathered misfits
whose one aim is to loot the Bird Munchies
factory.
START EPISODE #6
"Wait
on, I’ve got it. Tandar I know how to
get the munchie."
"Okay
Squill let’s hear it."
"This’ll
be good."
"Keep
quiet Piki."
"We
can’t get into the factory, right? So we
let them bring it to us. We wait until they
load it on a truck, and then we intercept the
truck."
"Wow
better than I thought. He’s totally
flipped."
"Give
it a rest Piki. Squill there’s something
I should perhaps explain to you. Over the
last two weeks I can think of a number of
birds who intercepted vehicles. There was
that dove over the river, she intercepted a
car, those two grass parrots that intercepted
a truck, the sparrow up the road intercepted
a motorbike, and don’t forget the hawk
that lived in the she-oak, he
intercepted...."
"Hawks
don’t count."
"That
one certainly didn’t, he let two cars go
by and flew straight in front of the third
one. But do you see a pattern emerging
here."
"Hey,
I do Tandar it’s like a smear on the
road surrounded by feathers."
"Oh,
good one Piki, that’s really
macabre."
"One
of my best friends is a macabre."
"What?"
"Down
at the zoo. Escudo. You know him Rosso. Big
bloke with a red beak. Foreigner."
"For
crying out loud Kaegi, Escudo is a
macaw."
"Yeah,
right. Well anyway, you can count me out.
I’m an endangered species. I’m not
intercepting anything bigger than me."
"If
you lot will just shut up and listen for a
moment! Sheesh. Tandar, you’ve missed
the point. I don’t mean we collide with
the truck. My scheme is much more diabolical.
We use foul means."
"Fowl?
Now what’s he talking about. Does he
expect a mob of chickens to commit suicide.
Mind you that’s not a bad idea, except
they wouldn’t do it."
"No,
no, let me explain. Do you remember that
human in the Porsche the other day that got
so upset when I flew over."
"That’s
because of what you did on his car."
"That’s
not true. It never touched his car."
"Only
because he had the top open."
"That’s
not my fault. The point is that he nearly ran
off the road. Now if we were all to do that
on the windscreen of a truck for instance, it
would have to stop. Then we could take the
big munchie."
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